my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
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Frank Ocean
—Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)
Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)
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Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
- Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
- Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
- Me: We cool?
- Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
- Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
- Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
- Me: So...can I get out now?
- Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
- Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
- Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Absolutely genius.
Flawless.
Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.
han yolo
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